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Friendship
F.R.I.E.N.D
few relationships in Earth never die

Humor
Random tombstone: I TOLD you I was sick!

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense.

If you love something, set it free. if it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

No pain, no gain. No pain, no pain.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! And then squeeze it in someones eyes.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does make misery a whole lot more pleasant.

Always remember you are unique...just like everyone else.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.

Life
Live by what you trust, not by what you fear.

Laughter is not always the best medicine. Sometimes it's the best disguise.

Lies are like cockroaches-- when you see one, there are others.

Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.

It has never been the question of who forgets but sometimes there's a definite pain on being the only one who remembers everything.

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

If there’s a mistake in your whole lifetime that you can tolerate, it is when you are kind even to those who are undeserved.

Memories play a very confusing role. They make you laugh when you remember the time you cried together and they make you cry when you remember the time you laughed together.

No one in this world can dictate you where you can be happy. If you know where and what it is, go for it! Remember: “Happiness is not a destiny, it is a choice.”

A brilliant mind is useless without a fighting heart because in life’s challenges, you make an impression with what you say… but you make a name with what you do.

It’s not about being who everyone else wants you to be, it’s about being yourself and finding someone who’ll love every bit of.

The importance of something is seen when it's done. The worth of someone is realized when they're gone. It's always a mystery that we realize the essence when it's already a memory.

The greatest mistake we made was the risk we didn't take. If you think something will make you happy, go for it! So that when time comes, you won't live your life asking, "What if..?" and telling yourself, "If only..."

Don't miss the chances that life is giving you to spend time with people you love. Remember, there are no rewinds.

Love
A confession question: When is the right time to tell someone you love them?
Answer[s]? Every chance you get. Before someone else does.

A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her...but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account.

Love isn’t how much you can get, but how much you can give. It’s not about giving-up, but holding on. It’s not about how you say, “I love you”, but how you show that it’s true.

There are so many thing that sometimes we don’t have to admit nor ask as long as you feel it, no need to question it… because “tongues may deny, but hearts don’t lie.”

Apology can never bring back the tears that had fallen. It can’t even let you forget the pain that you’re feeling. But it surely refreshes a wounded relationship.

Wash the plate not because it’s dirty or you’re told to wash it, but because you love the person who will use it.

If you really love the person, just show it. It will be sweeter than telling it. But if you don’t love that person anymore, just tell them. It would be better than showing it, right?

Why does cupid symbolizes baby angels? That is to remind us that love never grows old. But why is cupid’s arrow directed to the heart? That is to remind us that true love hurts.

Girls dream of fairytale endings with their prince fighting the dragon and the evil witch. But in reality, sometimes the prince simply makes the princess fall in love and then the princess does all the fighting.

Don’t find someone who could simply sing your music or someone who could paint colors in your life. But find someone who can’t dance but is willing to dance with you even without the music.

People often say, "If we're meant for each other, we'll end up together." Such a cliché. Don't they realize that without effort, destiny is useless?

Don't give up the one that you love, thinking that [s]he deserve someone better and that [s]he will be happier. What if to the one [s]he will end up with, [s]he will get hurt? Can you still say you made her/him happier?

They say that if you really love someone, you are willing to accept who [s]he is. Yes it is true, but don't you also think that if [s]he truly loves you, [s]he's willing to change everything so that [s]he won't lose you?

Love is not enough to make someone yours, you need someone who's gonna be there for you all the time. Someone who would treat you better, someone who could see you through, someone who would never say goodbye.

When you truly love someone, you're going to fight for what you believe is right, it doesn't matter if the world told you it's wrong, because if you really love each other, you don't need the world... you just need each other.

Maybe love is like the sun and the moon. Maybe they are not meant for each other right now... but someday they will be. (eclipse)

It's sweet when someone remembers every little detail about you. It's not because you kept reminding him/her. "I love you, that's why I pay attention.

When you are important to a person, that person will always find (or try to find) a way to make time for you... no excuses.

You can always tell if that person is special... because in no matter mood you're in, [s]he can always make you smile.

Movies
Patrick: So what's your excuse?
Kat: For?
Patrick: Acting the way we do.
Kat: I don't like to do what people expect. Why should I live up to other people's expectations instead of my own?
Patrick: So you disappoint them from the start and then you're covered, right?
Kat: Something like that...
Patrick: Then you screwed up.
Kat: How?
Patrick: You never disappointed me.

~ 10 Things I Hate About You

Casper: Can I keep you?
~ Casper

Peter Parker: When someone really loves you, they will never hurt you… And if they do, you’ll see in their eyes, they are hurting too.
~ Spiderman

Aunt May Parker: He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.
~ Spiderman 2

Young Melanie: What do you want to marry me for anyhow?
Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
~ Sweet Home Alabama

Religion
underconstruction

Wise Men and Women
"We need to suffer to grow."
~ Oprah Winfrey

"No brains, no personality."
~ Henry Murray

"Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times."
~ Mark Twain

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
~ Mark Twain

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back."
~ Charlie Brown

"Who wills, can. Who tries, does. Who loves, lives."
~ Anne McCaffrey

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg."
~ Abraham Lincoln

"Someone may have stolen your dream when it was young and fresh and you were innocent. Anger is natural. Grief is appropriate. Healing is mandatory. Restoration is possible."
~ Jane Rubietta

"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."
~Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give."
~ Winston Churchill

"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh- at yourself."
~ Ethel Barrymore

"LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient."
- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

"Remember when American moms used to tell their kids to finish dinner because children were starving in Africa? Well, thanks a lot, Mom—Africans are still starving and American kids are obese."
~ Larry Baum

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
~ W.C. Fields