Smoke In The Livingroom Makes Me Cheerful?
Wednesday, January 13, 2010 @ 12:48 PM
mood: 
cheerful [?! lol]
listening to: none
I was cooking a hotdog this morning. Yes, a hotdog. There's onlyone left. Can't believe it? Can't believe why on earth would someone leave a hotdog and not just cook it with the rest of the batch? Well, it amazes me too.
So anyway, I thought I set the stove on minimum fire [is that how it's called?]. I went upstairs to log on the internet and check some stuff; the usual routine.
In a few minutes I started to smell smoke in my room. I freaked out when I saw the smoke actually crawling from the staircase.
I quickly went down to the kitchen and found myself squinting through the smoke that enveloped the entire room.
I saw the pan. It looked like there was tornado or a cyclone or something... of smoke.
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
I swear, it looked facinating.
The hotdog wasn't even visible at that moment though so I hurriedly turned off the stove and tried to shoo away the smoke with pot holders. Yeah, not really effective. I went to the livingroom and turned on the electric fan, hoping that my neighbors won't think my place is really burning.
"No, I'm fine. The hotdog's not though."
That would be embarassing.
Nah, they won't think that... the smoke smelled like grilled food, so...
So when I got bored trying to shoo away the smoke and ventilate the room, I decided to call Ate Val about the quiz this afternoon. When I was talking with her, she remarked, "Hey your voice sound cheerful today!"
Translation: "What's up? Any good stories you'd like to share with me?"
So I told her what happened earlier with the hotdog.
"Only one side was burnt? Was it black?" she managed to ask while laughing so hard.
"Yeah, it's like Two-Face!"
So... can someone tell me if there's like some chemical reaction to the human body when we smell smoke? It doesn't make anyone high though, right?
Nah, I'm just kidding.
My throat is starting to hurt now though.I want to stop wondering "what-ifs".
I need to know "what is".
cheerful [?! lol]listening to: none
I was cooking a hotdog this morning. Yes, a hotdog. There's onlyone left. Can't believe it? Can't believe why on earth would someone leave a hotdog and not just cook it with the rest of the batch? Well, it amazes me too.
So anyway, I thought I set the stove on minimum fire [is that how it's called?]. I went upstairs to log on the internet and check some stuff; the usual routine.
In a few minutes I started to smell smoke in my room. I freaked out when I saw the smoke actually crawling from the staircase.
I quickly went down to the kitchen and found myself squinting through the smoke that enveloped the entire room.
I saw the pan. It looked like there was tornado or a cyclone or something... of smoke.
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
I swear, it looked facinating.
The hotdog wasn't even visible at that moment though so I hurriedly turned off the stove and tried to shoo away the smoke with pot holders. Yeah, not really effective. I went to the livingroom and turned on the electric fan, hoping that my neighbors won't think my place is really burning.
"No, I'm fine. The hotdog's not though."
That would be embarassing.
Nah, they won't think that... the smoke smelled like grilled food, so...
So when I got bored trying to shoo away the smoke and ventilate the room, I decided to call Ate Val about the quiz this afternoon. When I was talking with her, she remarked, "Hey your voice sound cheerful today!"
Translation: "What's up? Any good stories you'd like to share with me?"
So I told her what happened earlier with the hotdog.
"Only one side was burnt? Was it black?" she managed to ask while laughing so hard.
"Yeah, it's like Two-Face!"
So... can someone tell me if there's like some chemical reaction to the human body when we smell smoke? It doesn't make anyone high though, right?
Nah, I'm just kidding.
My throat is starting to hurt now though.
Labels: humorous
I need to know "what is".
Avatar the Abridged Series ep.8
Monday, November 02, 2009 @ 7:24 PM
mood: happy
listening to: none
I crack up every time I watch this.
Great work, GanXingba.
I want to stop wondering "what-ifs".
I need to know "what is".
happylistening to: none
I crack up every time I watch this.
Great work, GanXingba.
My favorite lines:
0:48
"I went to the Light Yagami School of Strategy. I can practically predict the future."
1:34
"Oh well. I've been waiting for an excuse to do this. Beep-beep!"
[Reference: Road Runner. C'mon, tell me you know that.]
2:55
[ROFL]
3:50
"Well hello there, looover."
3:59
"Avatar! Come with me if you want to-- Aww! I used all my finger paint making this mask!"
4:19
"Isn't it a little ironic that sucking on frogs cured for stupid?"
"Oh yeah, like rain on your wedding day ironic."
4:57
"How did you know I was the avatar with that mask on?"
"I don't know if you've noticed but you're the only bald kid in the entire world."
"He's right. You really are.
6:26
"The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now I am the master."
"Only a master of evil, Zhao."
I need to know "what is".
The Fighter of Dinosaur-like Creature Saw Me!
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 @ 7:27 AM
mood: 
a bit bewildered
listening to: none
I made reviewers for 2 subjects (that I have an exam on for today) till it was around 3am and my elbows, hands, and neck hurt like hell.
I just woke up after 3 attempts to get out of bed at 6am and ending up asleep again and again.. and again.
I just had a very bizarre dream. I thought I should blog about it before I forgot.
I was at my house (in reality it resembled my lola's house-- I grew up there) with Mom. I had some friends over and there wasn't a friendly atmosphere. It seems that there's this awkward incident that they decided to visit because one of them thought that I was dying. Oddly enough though a friend told me that he was dying but then admitted that it was a joke a few minutes later.
Anyway, as I was saying. It was very bizarre. I went to the porch to look outside. (Outside looked like a suburb of America.) I was starring at the sky when suddenly there's this huge rock that fell nearby! No, the earth didn't quake. (Was my verb correct?) I saw a big dinosaur walking near it. It resembled a T-Rex and it was green. I continued to stare in awe when my mother noticed that I was visually occupied on something outside. She went to look at it too.
You'll never guess who I saw next.
Okay, I guess you could guess. I suppose you guys could think of that character who fights off gigantic dinosaur-like creatures after transforming into his huge form, complete with a bee-like head and a light button on his chest that will go on when he's low-bat.
That's right. I'm talking about Ultraman, for those who didn't get it.
He was dressed in pink.
At first I was like, "What in the world is a T-Rex doing outside my house?!"
(Er.. a rift in the space and time continuum?)
Then, "Oh my gosh, Ultraman exists?!"
(Was it as possible as a dinosaur in my neighborhood?)
Finally, "Why pink?!"
So Ultraman pounded the dinosaur to "death" with that huge boulder, did a happy dance and then transformed back to his human form.
No, this is not the end of my bizarre dream.
The bizarre actually starts HERE!
I bet you asked why Ultraman is wearing pink.
I'll tell you why right now.
It's coz he's BISEXUAL!
NOT!
Haha.. got your attention there.
*ahem* Anyhow. No, he's not bisexual. NO.
Ultraman is actually... Ultra... GIRL.
(I couldn't say woman coz she looked liked she's around mid to late adolescence.)
Yeah. SHE's a very serious-looking girl.
Don't let the happy dance fool you. When I saw her turn her face around, she's got that I-mean-business look.
So then it seemed as though she's still very much bothered about something. She scanned the area for a moment and guess where her expression changed to "I found [it/her]!"
Yup. It was I.
Oh. My. Gosh.
"What does she want from me?!"
She goes running off to the direction of my house and instinctively, I decided to hide. The concept of hiding from... an alien (what kind of being was Ultraman..girl anyway?) seemed ludicrous but my instinct told me I should try anyhow.
I left my house when I couldn't hide there in time as my mother was being asked by Human Ultragirl.
I went directly to Lola Jessie's house. I hid behind her gate and saw a guy in her garden. He looked nice and innocent. I gave him a gesture of would-you-mind-if-I-hide-in-here-and-pls-be-quiet-about-it. He simply smiled and nodded. I wondered who he was.
I peeped through the gaps of the gate to see that my friends were leaving. One by one I stare at them thinking suspiciously if Ultragirl disguised as one of them. In the end, I saw her. I held my breath for what it seemed like 15 seconds and it's already getting hard for me.
She stopped in front of the gate. She could freakin' sense me! She started to reach the gate handle and all kinds of thoughts circled in my mind.
Why did she pick me?
What does she want from me?
Should I be scared?
Is this my destiny?
Will I become her apprentice?
Will this be a good thing?
Or will I turn out to be an alien experiment?
And then I woke up.
I'm glad I did but I do feel a bit disappointed right now when I think about it. I mean... I want to know why she needs to talk to me. The reason might be something mind-boggling. Curiouser and curiouser.
I'm betting she wanted me to become her sidekick.
LOL
Could someone get Grandpa Freud on the phone for me?I want to stop wondering "what-ifs".
I need to know "what is".
a bit bewilderedlistening to: none
I made reviewers for 2 subjects (that I have an exam on for today) till it was around 3am and my elbows, hands, and neck hurt like hell.
I just woke up after 3 attempts to get out of bed at 6am and ending up asleep again and again.. and again.
I just had a very bizarre dream. I thought I should blog about it before I forgot.
I was at my house (in reality it resembled my lola's house-- I grew up there) with Mom. I had some friends over and there wasn't a friendly atmosphere. It seems that there's this awkward incident that they decided to visit because one of them thought that I was dying. Oddly enough though a friend told me that he was dying but then admitted that it was a joke a few minutes later.
Anyway, as I was saying. It was very bizarre. I went to the porch to look outside. (Outside looked like a suburb of America.) I was starring at the sky when suddenly there's this huge rock that fell nearby! No, the earth didn't quake. (Was my verb correct?) I saw a big dinosaur walking near it. It resembled a T-Rex and it was green. I continued to stare in awe when my mother noticed that I was visually occupied on something outside. She went to look at it too.
You'll never guess who I saw next.
Okay, I guess you could guess. I suppose you guys could think of that character who fights off gigantic dinosaur-like creatures after transforming into his huge form, complete with a bee-like head and a light button on his chest that will go on when he's low-bat.
That's right. I'm talking about Ultraman, for those who didn't get it.
He was dressed in pink.
At first I was like, "What in the world is a T-Rex doing outside my house?!"
(Er.. a rift in the space and time continuum?)
Then, "Oh my gosh, Ultraman exists?!"
(Was it as possible as a dinosaur in my neighborhood?)
Finally, "Why pink?!"
So Ultraman pounded the dinosaur to "death" with that huge boulder, did a happy dance and then transformed back to his human form.
No, this is not the end of my bizarre dream.
The bizarre actually starts HERE!
I bet you asked why Ultraman is wearing pink.
I'll tell you why right now.
It's coz he's BISEXUAL!
NOT!
Haha.. got your attention there.
*ahem* Anyhow. No, he's not bisexual. NO.
Ultraman is actually... Ultra... GIRL.
(I couldn't say woman coz she looked liked she's around mid to late adolescence.)
Yeah. SHE's a very serious-looking girl.
Don't let the happy dance fool you. When I saw her turn her face around, she's got that I-mean-business look.
So then it seemed as though she's still very much bothered about something. She scanned the area for a moment and guess where her expression changed to "I found [it/her]!"
Yup. It was I.
Oh. My. Gosh.
"What does she want from me?!"
She goes running off to the direction of my house and instinctively, I decided to hide. The concept of hiding from... an alien (what kind of being was Ultraman..girl anyway?) seemed ludicrous but my instinct told me I should try anyhow.
I left my house when I couldn't hide there in time as my mother was being asked by Human Ultragirl.
I went directly to Lola Jessie's house. I hid behind her gate and saw a guy in her garden. He looked nice and innocent. I gave him a gesture of would-you-mind-if-I-hide-in-here-and-pls-be-quiet-about-it. He simply smiled and nodded. I wondered who he was.
I peeped through the gaps of the gate to see that my friends were leaving. One by one I stare at them thinking suspiciously if Ultragirl disguised as one of them. In the end, I saw her. I held my breath for what it seemed like 15 seconds and it's already getting hard for me.
She stopped in front of the gate. She could freakin' sense me! She started to reach the gate handle and all kinds of thoughts circled in my mind.
Why did she pick me?
What does she want from me?
Should I be scared?
Is this my destiny?
Will I become her apprentice?
Will this be a good thing?
Or will I turn out to be an alien experiment?
And then I woke up.
I'm glad I did but I do feel a bit disappointed right now when I think about it. I mean... I want to know why she needs to talk to me. The reason might be something mind-boggling. Curiouser and curiouser.
I'm betting she wanted me to become her sidekick.
LOL
Could someone get Grandpa Freud on the phone for me?
Labels: awesome, dream, humorous, psychology
I need to know "what is".
